so brittany says she tried to get him to get ready for the central 'robot' dance for weeks...clearly she has very little pull. because they blew in here about 5 o'clock to get into their robot costumes for the 7 o'clock dance. oh wait, jake didn't have a costume. instead, he had a plan. a tin man plan. apparently it doesn't matter to him that the tin man isn't a robot.
here's how the quicky costume session went:
1. run to home depot for supplies; dryer duct for arms & legs, silver spray paint
2. ask mom a million times where the rest of the brown craft paper is
3. find the brown craft paper
4. spraypaint the brown craft paper on the driveway
5. bleed spraypaint all over the driveway
6. get yelled at for bleeding spraypaint all over driveway
7. move spraypainting operations to backyard
8. spraypaint brittany's hair
9. spraypaint jake's hair
10. run out of hair paint
11. try to spraypaint shoes
12. get yelled at for trying to spraypaint shoes
13. get duct-taped into costume
14. realize can't go to the bathroom in costume
15. realize can't get bend to get into car in costume
16. get put into car in costume, laying down in backseat
17. go to dance
No comments:
Post a Comment